“Bernie Sanders has now passed Hillary Clinton in the New Hampshire polls.
It’s the first time anyone’s ever been passed by a guy in a Prius.” –Seth Meyers
Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That’s funny, because I thought he was running as a joke. ― Seth Meyers
“According to a new poll, Hillary Clinton has lost a third of her supporters in Iowa since May. There’s still debate as to whether she lost them or just deleted them from her database.”
Anthropologists have released more information about a recently discovered extinct human species. The species lived in trees, had brains the size of an orange, and plans to vote for Donald Trump.-
Conan O’Brien, October 07, 2015
Q: Why can’t Donald Trump screw in a light bulb?
A: Because he can’t decide which way to turn.
Q: Why doesn’t Hillary Clinton pray to God?
A: Because she hates talking to herself!